A Leader We Can Trust (or at Least Enjoy Looking At)

I’ve long heard of Debbie Schlussel, but only recently–thanks to a great satire article by my ex-husband–seen any of her work. I find her fascinating. Or, at least, as fascinating as I’d find anyone whose website proudly boasts that she’s a 2005 Weblog Awards finalist. (We have something in common: I, too, like to boast about awards that I didn’t win four years ago.)

I have determined that Schlussel is not getting what she deserves. It seems patently obvious to me that if large numbers of conservatives feel the need to worship a blond, white, female, sociopath, they should choose Schlussel over Coulter. Schlussel is hot, and Coulter is…well, Schlussel  is hot.  If we’re going to have one of these women crammed down our throats, why can’t we see her face all over the place?