It’s Britney, Bitch!
Maybe nobody reading this particular blog will care, but it’s my blog and I care so nyah! Anyway…
Britney is SO FREAKING BACK. Girlfriend looks good, sounds good, and isn’t running over toes and sporting hideous weaves. I missed her.
In all seriousness, I really like Britney. I always have, but as utterly stupid as it is given our drastically different walks of life, I feel sort of closer to her now. I mean, before my bipolar was under control I did all sorts of crazy things. I was just lucky enough not to have half the paparazzi in the world following my every move. (And btw, I hate the argument that she knew what she was getting into. She knew she was going to become a celebrity. I highly doubt she knew she was going to develop a debilitating mental illness. Besides, I don’t think it’s right for them to be stalking celebrities everywhere anyway, even if it is expected. We pay them to act, dance, sing, etc. They don’t owe us their lives, too. But that’s for another post.)
So anyway, go get the new CD. (Why yes, I am stuck in the 90’s and I do still purchase CDs at the store.) It’s awesome.
WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER.
On a more serious note – I see here making a Just Timberlake-esque comeback. Sounds like she has kind of reinvented herself…sort of like he did.
I do enjoy the occasional 90s pop track once in awhile…
PS: That scum Kevin Federline was a terrible influence on her. He is icky.
You have completely butchered the lyrics. It’s:
“Womanizer, woman-womanizer
You’re a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh
You’re a womanizer, baby”
I’m sorry to have to correct you, but these are brilliant words, and they should be recorded correctly.
I used to really dislike Federline too, but I don’t know anymore. He hasn’t said anything bad about her to the press, and he’s been taking care of the kids, so… I guess we don’t see everything.
But OMG, if you want to see something *hilarious*…do you know who James Lipton is? Hosts “Inside the Actor’s Studio”? Watch him do a dramatic reading of a Kevin Federline song. I laughed until I was sore.
http://www.devilducky.com/media/41218/